Latest News: 11/7/03 Munchkin G was clipped by a motor vehicle... He was probably more intent on his prey rather than watching for cars...... He has a scraped jaw and a wounded foot, but still wants to dart outside.... He is our 'Wild Child',,, It will soon be winter and that will curb his roaming..... Can't roam when there is snow on the ground......
November 16, 2003, Epona, Celtic Goddess of the Animals, announced today that Munchkin G is permanently under 'House Arrest', and if need be, he will wear a harness PLUS everyone was told that if they aid Munchkin G in any escape attempt they will be put on half-rations for 2 days for each offender.
Local law enforcement believes that Munchkin G has recruited various members of the family in his deadly reign of terror......
They are a rather closly knit family known for keeping to themselves and to find this deadly Serial Killer will be our top priority in the next couple of months........
In an interview with Mr. Boonie, the "Elder", we were told that Munchkin G is feeling his wild oats and that it will pass. Mr. Boonie has been a lifelong resident of "The Endless Mountains Realm" and no one is certain of his age and he isn't talking.......
We have an exclusive interview with Mr. Chipmunk. I was in the mouth of Munchkin G. (thought I was a gonner) when I was rescued by Epona. She rescued me and sent me scurrying. I ran as fast as I could across the field and up a tree.... Man that was a close call. I mean look at me I'm no lightweight, won't be long before he graduates to Squirrels and Rabbits, and what next, Deer???? We have to stop him....... He is a very dangerous criminal..... Oh... Can I have a couple more of those peanuts, you know ... for the winter ........
This a special broadcast concerning a Predator that has been roaming The Endless Mountains Realm.
Several bodies of moles, mice and quite possibly a chipmunk have been discovered in the nearby hillsides.....
This has been attributed to one cat "Munchkin G.
Family members Paco and Tony tell our sources that Munchkin G hasn't been seen in the past couple of days, they just can't believe that he is a serial killer.....
As this grizzly story unfolds, it is believed that Munchkin G's accomplice, Minnie Moo has been quietly disposing of the bodies in various parts of the Realm. Minnie Moo {The Love Goddess} seems to have some kind of power over Munchkin G. He does as she wishes.......
In an interview with "Miss Brownie", she had pleanty to say in how this incident should be handled. "It has to be stopped, we cannot allow Munchkin G destroying all the good things we have done for the Endless Mountains", We just cannot have "That Cat" roaming doing "Murder, Mahem and Genocide"
The investigation continues with surveillance of the Munchin G gang. It is believed that the ring leader of this group is a little gray puppy 'Minnie Moo', AKA Ma Moo Barker
